Fuck. You. What are you thinking? Do you really think you can have any success with Marc Bulger as the quarterback? He’s going to get hurt somehow in no less than 4 weeks. You will not have any semblance of a passing game. People understood your “rebuilding seasons” after you lost Kurt Warner, but it’s [...]
Archive for July, 2009
Fuck You, St. Louis Rams
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged michael vick, the st. louis rams are stupid on July 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Antonio Pierce Might Be Plaxico Burress’ Cellmate
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged antonio pierce, new york giants, plaxico burress on July 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The New York Police Department might not just be satisfied with locking up Plaxico Burress for that infamous sweatpant-gun fiasco. There’s a possibility that Antonio Pierce, the New York Giants linebacker, could be arrested on some kind of “possession of an illegal weapon” charge, (I don’t really know what it would be, I suck at [...]
How To Manage More Than One Fantasy Football Team And Be Successful
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged fantasy football, fuck you hunter, small fantasy basketball side rant on July 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
It’s almost that time of the year when your co-worker/college buddy/wife? starts up a fantasy football league on Yahoo or ESPN (preferably Yahoo for numerous reasons) and sends you an e-mail inviting you to join. If all three of those people send you e-mails for different leagues, you might rock-paper-scissors (or be a whipped bitch [...]
Terrell Owens Weighs In On The Michael Vick Situation
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged sorry i don't have the accent in cliche, terrell owens on vick suspension on July 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
According to ESPN, Owens has given his opinion on the possible idea of Roger Goodell suspending Vick for 4 games this season if he signed with a team. “The Michael Vick situation, I think, is unfortunate,” Owens said. “I think the way the commissioner is handling it is unfair to Michael Vick. I think he’s [...]
Are You Looking For This Season’s Arizona Cardinals?
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged cowboys-drama+WRs=texans, houston texans 2009 season prediction, i love steve slaton, this could end up really well or really poorly on July 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »
There’s always going to be a sexy team each season, one that analysts think will break out due to their roster reaching full potential and a good draft class. I will state it right now, this year’s breakout team will be the Houston Texans. They will get at least 10 wins, or a wild-card playoff [...]
Are You Serious, Roger Goodell?
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged michael vick reinstatement, roger goodell stop being an idiot on July 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »
To use a football analogy awkwardly, if this isn’t jumping on the pile, I don’t know what is. Roger Goodell decided to give a conditional reinstatement to Michael Vick, meaning that he can play for the league if a team signs him. BUT, just for no reason at all, a 4-game suspension might be issued [...]
You Better Watch Yourself While Matt Schaub Is Playing Golf
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged football player golf mishaps, houston texans, matt schaub hits woman with golf ball on July 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Matt Schaub’s decent accuracy on the football field apparently didn’t transfer over to the golf course, as he beaned a woman in the head during a tournament on Sunday. His reaction upon hearing that he left a Titleist mark on some woman’s head is priceless: “Are you serious?” Schaub said as he arrived at the [...]
The Face Of The Kansas City Chiefs: Matt Cassel?
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged is matt cassel really worth that much?, kansas city chiefs, matt cassel signing on July 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
We all knew Matt Cassel would reach a deal with the Chiefs. This is a bit much, though. Cassel was signed today for a 6-year, $63 million deal. The questionable amount of $28 million is guaranteed. Good for Cassel, but isn’t this a huge investment by the Chiefs for someone who still isn’t fully proven? [...]
One Awesome Name In The NFL Does Not Have A Team Anymore
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged oakland raiders, radness factor, stryker sulak cut on July 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
You might remember (you probably don’t) my “Best Names” posts for the coolest name for each team in the NFL. In the AFC edition, my choice for the Oakland Raiders was sixth-round draft pick Stryker Sulak. Here’s the blurb I wrote for him: His first name ranks very high in the “Fucking Badass” category. Last [...]
Quick Lesson On Why Offensive Tackles Are Important
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged damion mcintosh filthy block, easy youtube video, i had to get a baseball post off the front page of a football blog, this can also be a lesson on why a lineman should play through until the whistle on July 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Searching Youtube for football hits and amazing plays, to try and get my fix of football during the off-season, I remembered last year, in the Miami Dolphins-Kansas City Chiefs game, when one of the tackles for the Chiefs flattened two defensive players to open a huge hole for the Chiefs halfback to dash through. That [...]
