Still not seeing it, even if Ochocinquito liked it. More critics need to start reviewing movies with their penis. Actually, that might be a bad idea. Movies like Stan Helsing would be nominated for Oscars.
Archive for August, 2009
This Just In: Final Destination So Good That Ochocinco’s Penis Liked It
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged chad ochocinco, start a new trend and refer to chad ochocinco's penis as ochocinquito although i don't know how often you'll talk about his penis on August 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Analysis Of A Fantasy Football Draft
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged fantasy football, feel free to use either of my team names, i make fun of myself before anyone else can on August 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Last night, I had two fantasy football drafts, one at 8:30 and one at 9:30. Since I had plans to see District 9 at 10 PM (which was alright, but I expected something different), and I hated to break the rule of not showing up for a draft, I set up my pre-draft rankings for [...]
Alex Smith Did What Trent Green Failed At
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged alex smith, alex smith blocking greg ellis, greg ellis, oakland raiders, san francisco 49ers on August 27, 2009 | 9 Comments »
San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith has got some major balls to go and take that block for who I think is Arnaz Battle on a reverse play. The guy he flattened wasn’t some cupcake cornerback or secondary. That was Oakland Raider Greg Ellis, a defensive end. I don’t know which is crazier, your quarterback [...]
T-M-FuckYou
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged gregg easterbrook doesn't care about cleveland's people, tmq on August 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Gregg Easterbrook, also known as Tuesday Morning Quarterback or TMQ for short, is a funny, interesting writer who has a unique way of taking on football recaps. Anything and everything from the current state of the economy to the “Christmas Creep” watch, where readers and TMQ notice the earlier signs of Christmas advertising during the [...]
For Sale: One Slightly Used Tarvaris Jackson
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged minnesota vikings, tarvaris fail, tarvaris jackson, that chokeslam video will not get old thanks tirico suave, wear your hat correctly, what are you even doing wearing a baseball cap at a football game? on August 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Since the acquisition of Favre, Brad Childress and the Minnesota Vikings have been shopping Tarvaris Jackson around for some kind of late draft pick, or basically anything of value. This link from The Redzone states that Childress is trying to showcase Jackson. I decided to create a small catchy ad for Tarvaris, to get him [...]
In Unrelated News, Paul Haggis Started To Write Crash 2
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged baltimore ravens, tony fein on August 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Attention: if an NFL player pulls something out of his pocket, it is a gun. Always. Make assumptions, it can save your life. Tony Fein, an undrafted rookie who also served in the Army before going to the NFL and is an Iraq war veteran, was arrested by police for misdemeanor assault. Fein had handed [...]
Who’s Getting Canned?
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged nfl coaches, who's getting canned first? on August 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Every year during the NFL season, it’s not a matter of if a couple head coaches will get the boot, it’s a matter of when. Using wild assumptions and uneducated guesses, I’ll name a couple coaches who might be playing golf in November.
Mock Drafts, A Great Waste Of Time
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged fantasy football, nfl mock drafts on August 19, 2009 | 1 Comment »
In case you’re bored and want to try out different scenarios of your draft, ESPN has a great mock draft system. You can choose the position you draft at if you’re early enough, and deal with different scenarios. Hey, uh, maybe you could use some of the strategies I wrote about? You don’t have to, [...]
I Will Keep Buying Snickers As Long As They Keep Making Great Commercials
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged adam nougatieri, adam vinatieri snickers, i just hate how snickers gets stuck in your teeth so easily, patrick chewing on August 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I thought the “Patrick Chewing” commercial couldn’t be topped, but this “Adam Nougatieri” gives it a run for its money. I hope Snickers buys all the Super Bowl ad space and just makes commercials like this. My next guess: Ben Chomplisberger.
A Fantasy Idea…
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged fantasy football ideas, seriously i would love this so much on August 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »
This could be one of those Fantasy Gambles I’ve been writing lately, but I don’t think there’s a real way to do it, besides the honor system or a draft that isn’t online. My idea consists of making fantasy drafts a little more like NFL drafts, but without taking two days to do it or [...]
