Since the acquisition of Favre, Brad Childress and the Minnesota Vikings have been shopping Tarvaris Jackson around for some kind of late draft pick, or basically anything of value. This link from The Redzone states that Childress is trying to showcase Jackson. I decided to create a small catchy ad for Tarvaris, to get him some attention from other NFL teams.
Are you looking for a mediocre first-string QB but a great second-string guy? ENTER TARVARIS JACKSON, the poor man’s Donovan McNabb!
Oh, holy shit, there’s an actual highlights video for him? Dreadfully shitty music in the background, probably Seether or Drowning Pool or something stupid.
Don’t forget about this, though!
What Can Tarvaris Do For You?
- Won’t keep you in the pesky playoffs that ruin your off-season fun!
- Has thrown less interceptions than Brett Favre!
- Tarvaris: What a unique name!
- From the glorious state of Alabama!
LOOK INTO THE FACE OF A FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK!!
Oh yeah, my job here is done. Don’t be surprised if he’s quickly swept up by the end of the week. What a steal.