The Kansas City Chiefs have traded Tyler Thigpen to the Miami Dolphins for a draft pick. No one really gave Chad Henne a chance besides the time he played last week, but the Dolphins aren’t looking to cash in the rest of the season. These are the defending AFC East champions, and they’re still a [...]
Archive for September, 2009
Matthew Berry Needs A New Pair Of Pants
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged chad henne, kansas city chiefs, miami dolphins, tyler thigpen on September 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Budweiser Makes It Easier To Hate Three Football Fanbases
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged buffalo bills, dallas cowboys, fuck these teams, new york jets, three stupid budweiser commercials on September 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »
I found these Budweiser commercials online, and I’m not sure when they were made, but they look pretty recent to me. It’s a pretty easy premise: victim says something, stupid fan misconstrues what victim said for team-hate, stupid fan thumps his chest, measures beloved team’s dick and yells. I just like the beer commercials with [...]
How Many More Games Will The Detroit Lions Win This Season?
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged detroit lions, nfc on September 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Finally, people can stop feeling bad for the Detroit Lions. It went from pretty funny that they went 0-16… to hilarious when they lost 19 regular season games in a row. In my NFC North preview, I projected a record of 4-12 for the Lions, in last place in their division. Was that too many [...]
PAT WHITE PAT WHITE PAT WHITE
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged chad pennington, checkdown, miami dolphins, pat white on September 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The days of “Checkdown” Chad Pennington might be over for this season with the Miami Dolphins, as ESPN reports that he tore something in his shoulder when he was hit in yesterday’s game against the San Diego Chargers. It’s not absolutely certain, but when I was watching yesterday, the way he landed when he was [...]
FOOTBALLDAY: The Downfall
Posted in FOOTBALLDAY, SamerOchoCinco, tagged FOOTBALLDAY, FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL, plaxico burress, this week isn't that great on September 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Welcome to this week’s FOOTBALLDAY. Plaxico Burress started his jail term earlier this week, and I really don’t feel like making fun of him. I’m a Patriots fan, if you haven’t figured it out by now, and I wanted to kill someone after Super Bowl XLII, but this doesn’t have to do with football. While [...]
Rodney Harrison’s Twitter Is A Sham
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged kerry rhodes, new york jets, rodney harrison, twitter feuds aren't that great on September 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Remember that whole Rodney Harrison-Kerry Rhodes Twitter feud? Apparently, it’s fake. This fight wasn’t even interesting to start with, and now I’ll totally forget about it. When Rodney Harrison finds out who did this, he’s going to blindside them with a hit and get a 15-yard penalty, but then just say he was playing the [...]
A Fantasy Season Of Redemption
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged fantasy advice, i didn't even mean to take cedric benson, kellen winslow, marshawn lynch, michael vick on September 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
When fantasy teams were being assembled during the drafts, many players that had legal or contract issues this offseason were avoided as if they were diseased. I took a couple of these players when I was drafting my two teams, due to no other good option and fear of taking players too early. I just [...]
Shut. Down.
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged baltimore ravens, darren sproles, norv turner is an idiot should get me some tag searches, ray lewis, san diego chargers on September 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
HeydidyouwatchfootballyesterdayohcooldidyouseethiswellI’mshowingyouanyway becauseit’sonYoutube. A lot of analysts were down on the Baltimore Ravens defense this year, talking about the departure of Rex Ryan to the New York Jets, Bart Scott leaving, and simply lack of youth. I admit, I thought that the defense wouldn’t be the same without Ryan either. Ray Lewis, quite possibly one of [...]
FOOTBALLDAY: The Sequel
Posted in FOOTBALLDAY, SamerOchoCinco, tagged damn i wrote a lot this week, FOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBAW, FOOTBALLDAY, FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL on September 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Welcome to your week’s FOOTBALLDAY Preview. Besides the above picture of ultimate dejection, I’ve got some fun shit that will hopefully cheer you up. Click on and don’t be a melvin.
Backyard Football Video Of Kid Getting Owned Instead Of Real Content
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged backyard football hit, owned, wooo friday, yes that's hines ward's son placing the block on September 18, 2009 | 2 Comments »
It’s Friday. Give me a break. Here’s a video of some kid getting rattled playing backyard football. I feed this shit to you about once a week, and so far you’ve enjoyed it. Enjoy some more. The douchebag factor is so high for the kid that set the “block.” The jackass recording starts laughing when [...]
