Matthew Berry Needs A New Pair Of Pants

The Kansas City Chiefs have traded Tyler Thigpen to the Miami Dolphins for a draft pick.

No one really gave Chad Henne a chance besides the time he played last week, but the Dolphins aren’t looking to cash in the rest of the season. These are the defending AFC East champions, and they’re still a competent team without Checkdown Chad Pennington. Tyler Thigpen has more experience than Henne and can manage the game better, but Miami might need him to do more.

Not to say that he isn’t capable of doing more, though. Last year, when he took over for the Chiefs, Thigpen was pretty decent when he got into the swing of things. I’d say that if Kansas City had a better defense last year, they could’ve gone 6-10 or 7-9. Now we can get back to yelling about Pat White-Wildcat-Landshark Stadium or whatever.

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Budweiser Makes It Easier To Hate Three Football Fanbases

I found these Budweiser commercials online, and I’m not sure when they were made, but they look pretty recent to me. It’s a pretty easy premise: victim says something, stupid fan misconstrues what victim said for team-hate, stupid fan thumps his chest, measures beloved team’s dick and yells. I just like the beer commercials with boobs or people getting hurt.

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How Many More Games Will The Detroit Lions Win This Season?

The definition of a Fuck Lion.

Finally, people can stop feeling bad for the Detroit Lions. It went from pretty funny that they went 0-16… to hilarious when they lost 19 regular season games in a row.

In my NFC North preview, I projected a record of 4-12 for the Lions, in last place in their division. Was that too many wins, or too few? I’m going to go through the rest of the Detroit schedule and see what games seem probable to go in the Lions’ favor.

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