Budweiser Makes It Easier To Hate Three Football Fanbases

I found these Budweiser commercials online, and I’m not sure when they were made, but they look pretty recent to me. It’s a pretty easy premise: victim says something, stupid fan misconstrues what victim said for team-hate, stupid fan thumps his chest, measures beloved team’s dick and yells. I just like the beer commercials with boobs or people getting hurt.


Goddamn, this one’s going to be even more popular with the New York Jets’ great start. I’m surprised Rex Ryan isn’t there punching that guy in the back of the head and chokeslamming him through a wall. It’s been said numerous times before, but I’ll say it again: the J-E-T-S chant is really stupid. Alright, cool, you can spell a four letter word that isn’t “fuck” or “cunt,” New Yorkers.

It’s too easy to make fun of the Buffalo Bills, so I’ll keep this short. Yes, you won five division titles in six years, but you also went to the Super Bowl four times in a row…. and lost every.. fucking… time. If I was the guy who was getting yelled at, I’d just staple a piece of paper that said “Wide Right” to that guy’s head and tell him to get the fuck out.

Excuse me while I throw up. This guy must have been watching NFL Live or some bullshit, and just likes regurgitating what Chris Berman says. In football, I don’t think there’s a more hated fanbase than the Dallas Cowboys. Then again, I’m a Patriots fan, and I’m unknowingly hated by anyone outside of New England. We should also add Oakland Raiders fans and Pittsburgh Steelers fans. Go choke on some coal dust, we get that you have six rings now.