To me, Ray Lewis falls into that category of athletes that I don’t want to meet in a dark alley alone. For one drunk fan, Lewis fell into the category of athletes you can heckle for drinking while you yourself are so much more drunker. Jose Lambiet of the Palm Beach Post reports Ravens star [...]
Archive for October, 2009
Someone Called Ray Lewis A Pussy (And Lived)
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged ray lewis, that dude is fucking ballsy on October 30, 2009 | 3 Comments »
FOOTBALLDAY: The Halloween Edition
Posted in FOOTBALLDAY, SamerOchoCinco, tagged FOOTBALLDAY, FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL, HALLOWEEN on October 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Welcome to this week’s FOOTBALLDAY. It’s going to be a bit rushed this week, but don’t worry, I”ll make it up to you later on during the weekend. It’s Halloween, and if you’re at college, or freshly out of college, your priority this weekend should be getting drunk wearing a funny costume while the girls [...]
Thursday Fantasy Feast: 3
Posted in Fantasy Feast, Rovitz, tagged fantasy advice, fantasy football on October 29, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Welcome back to another edition of the the Fantasy Feast, no bull shitting, or me telling you about how my team did last week (win!) so we’ll get straight into the meat of this week’s advice.
More Backyard Football Ownage
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged backyard football, backyard football hit, this never gets old on October 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Awesome. Hopefully I’ll have a full gallery of great backyard football hits by the time Thanksgiving rolls around, when college students are all home and itching to play some contact football with their buddies. Someone will inevitably get their teeth knocked out, like the victim above. Send us backyard football videos or other tips to [...]
JaMarcus Russell Doesn’t Seem To Get It
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged fat jokes, it's fun to make up nicknames for jamarcus that he'll never have, jamarcus muscle, jamarcus russell, jamarcus tussle, oakland raiders on October 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
JaMarcus Russell was benched in the second quarter during the game against the New York Jets yesterday, but doesn’t think that the two interceptions and fumble he lost were his fault. At all. Alright, the link is a great article by Paul Gutierrez filled with quotes guaranteed to make you smack your head, but I [...]
Mark Sanchez Eats Hot Dog, Everyone Freaks Out
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged hot dog, mark sanchez, new york jets, rex ryan on October 26, 2009 | 2 Comments »
The nerve of that rookie! Eating a damn hot dog on the sideline! What’s wrong with you? Have you no shame? It’s as if you were hungry or something, and all you were going to do for the rest of the game was hand the ball off to Shonn Greene! This is the NFL, Sanchez, [...]
Would Anyone Like A Serving Of New York Fail?
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged new york giants fail, sorry is my bias showing? on October 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The New York Yankees just clinched their World Series berth about an hour or two ago, but don’t worry: there’s still a nice slice of New York fail for everyone! Man, I feel rejuvenated now. Fuck the Giants, even though I picked them to win this week.
FOOTBALLDAY: The Injury
Posted in FOOTBALLDAY, SamerOchoCinco, tagged FOOTBALLDAY, FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL, fuck pennsylvania on October 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Welcome to this week’s FOOTBALLDAY. You know the drill, just click on the more tag so I get the hits.
Thursday Fantasy Feast! Part Deux
Posted in Fantasy Feast, Rovitz, tagged Fantasy Feast, fantasy football advice on October 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Welcome back to the Fantasy Feast. I was destroyed last week in fantasy football with three, THREE! of my starting active players getting a big fat ZERO, and the dumb Giants D rolling in a whopping -7. Needless to say, it was not a good week to be me, and my team fell to 4-2. [...]
A Semi-Serious Post Regarding Professional Football Injuries To Players
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged football injuries, malcolm gladwell, yes i can be semi-serious at points on October 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Alright, you might have seen this on Drew’s weekly mailbag on Deadspin, but I’m going to be incredibly immature right now and say that I found it right as it was published on October 19, and that I had been planning to do a post about it when I did but I kept having tons [...]
