Remember last week when Mike Sims-Walker was supposed to be a sleeper WR to pick up on the waivers for one of your players having a bye week? And remember about an hour before the game, when you found out he wasn’t playing because of an undisclosed violation?
Turns out he was involved in shenanigans with a lady friend.
Sims-Walker missed bed check Friday night due to a late-night rendezvous with a lady friend, according to an NFL source, who described the situaton [sic] by saying, “undefeated and untied.”
Awww yeah, Sims-Walker has officially had more success than another WR with a hyphenated last name. Darrius Heyward-Bey, being the fastest guy in the draft isn’t necessarily a good thing.
Fantasy relevance: I’m assuming Sims-Walker will be fine for next week, so indulge in your gloating of picking him up then.

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[...] Jacksonville wide receiver Mike Sims-Walker was deactivated for Sunday’s game against Seattle, an absence that more deeply affected your fantasy league than the Jaguars, who lost 41-0. Why was he out? Why else? Coitus. [...]