File that line of text above in “Awkwardly Worded Headlines.” Almost everyone knew that New York Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce wasn’t coming back for the rest of the season with something called a “bulging disc,” which sounds absolutely terrible, but it’s very possible that his career could be over.
Archive for November, 2009
Antonio Pierce Done For Season With Bulging Disk, But Also Possibly Done For Career
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged antonio pierce, football injuries, new york giants, sorry i haven't posted in a while on November 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
FOOTBALLDAY: The Awesome Thanksgiving Football Edition
Posted in FOOTBALLDAY, SamerOchoCinco, tagged FOOTBALLDAY, FOOTBALLSGIVING, THANKBALL, TURKEY AND PUMPKIN PIE ARE TWO THINGS THAT I LOVE on November 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Welcome to another FOOTBALLDAY post, just in time for Thanksgiving. Because of really weird scheduling and early Thursday games, this FOOTBALLDAY is going up Thursday morning instead of its regular time at whenever I feel like it on Friday. If you think about it, that’s better for you!
A Special Wednesday Fantasy Feast
Posted in Fantasy Feast, Rovitz, tagged bacon grease, fantasy football, feast, predictions on November 25, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Happy Thanksgiving to all our readers out there. Three Thursday games this week, so we’ll waste no time diving into this week’s column. Oh, and a new feature at the end of the column, but we’ll get to that later.
I Give You… The Staff Infections
Posted in Off-Topic, SamerOchoCinco, tagged detroit lions, matthew stafford, staff infections on November 25, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The other SSF writer Rovitz was so pumped about the Lions’ win over the Browns last Sunday, he decided to make a Facebook group dedicated to the Detroit rookie quarterback Matthew Stafford, for his heroic effort to give the Lions their second win of the season, and two more than they had last year! You [...]
I Want to Coach Your Team
Posted in Regular Post, Rovitz, tagged fake, head coach, memphis, response, video games on November 22, 2009 | 1 Comment »
A few weeks back, Samer and I were talking excitedly about some of the potential firings in professional and college football. Then, a great idea struck: Take my accomplishments on a video game, send them to colleges and pro teams who fire their coaches to see what kind of reaction we could get from them. [...]
It Is Exactly What It Looks Like
Posted in Off-Topic, SamerOchoCinco, tagged monkeys doing stupid things on November 20, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Usually when I post a video, it has to do with backyard football, someone getting hit playing football, someone doing something funny with a football… you know, football.
FOOTBALLDAY: The One Where I Pick Games Using One Word Per Game
Posted in FOOTBALLDAY, SamerOchoCinco, tagged CAPS LOCK, FOOTBALLDAY, FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFOOTBALL, I'M NOT LAZY JUST LOW ON THEMES, THIS IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS on November 20, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Welcome to this week’s FOOTBALLDAY, which I stress is based on creativity, and not the fact that I’m lazy and am probably going to be gone (literally and figuratively) for this whole weekend as it is my birthday. Seriously.
Fantasy Feast
Posted in Fantasy Feast, Rovitz, tagged advice, fantasy football, feast on November 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Well, this week looks interesting with Ronnie Brown now out for the year, Dwayne Bowe suspended for four games, and JaMarcus Russell FINALLY getting benched out in Oakland. Only two of these three news items matter. Let’s have a look at the good and bad for this week’s games.
Awkward Thursday Pick: Dolphins vs. Panthers
Posted in Awkward Picks, SamerOchoCinco, tagged Awkward Picks, dolphins vs. panthers, football picks, ronnie brown on November 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
UPDATE: Just as I posted this, I go on Twitter to tweet the post and see that Adam Schefter reports that Ronnie Brown has been put on injured reserve. I have Brown on my fantasy team. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Your Thursday game for this week pits the Miami Dolphins against the Carolina Panthers. The NFL Network has [...]
