Sad Bruce, before he joined the Raiders.
In one of the craziest games this week, Bruce Gradkowski, a replacement for JaMarcus Russell, led the Raiders to a last-minute rally and beat the Steelers by throwing a touchdown to some guy named Louis Murphy with 9 seconds left.
That was incredibly exciting and everything, but one question I was asking after the game was.. who the hell is Bruce Gradkowski? I’m going to give you the low-down in an awesome easy-to-read format (with the “musical” help of Kid Rock) so you can be the ultimate snob when he brings the Raiders to an 8-8 record (results may vary).
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRUCE
HE PLAYED FOR THE BROWNS AT ONE POINT BUT IT’S NOT HIS FAULT HE SUCKED THEY’RE JUST A SHITTY TEAM OF LOSERS
HELL YEAH FUCK YOU BROWNS
HE’S A FAMILY MAN!!!!!
BRUCE LOVES WOMEN AND CHILDREN WHAT A SWEETHEART
HE TOTALLY DIDN’T SHAVE ANY POINTS YOU JACKASS
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH B-GRAD WOMAN
THE POLISH RIFLE!!!!
BRUCE WIKIPEDIASKOWSKI!!!!!!11
THE FUTURE OF THE OAKLAND RAIDERS JUST WIN BABY
WHO IS THAT GUY ON THE LEFT FUCK HIM
Bruce may be the Raiders starter now, but you in your heart that he really wants to be a Cowboy, baby (with the top let back and the sunshine shining) …
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