I’m talking about this list of various Oakland-related news stories by Carl Steward of the Oakland Tribune. I’m bored, so I looked at the football stories and the terrible jokes he makes.
Archive for May, 2010
I Don’t Know What This Is, But I Don’t Like It
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged carl steward, oakland raiders, oakland tribune on May 31, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
A Platoon Of Quarterbacks? Good Or Bad Idea?
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged multiple quarterbacks, nfl, sage rosenfels, tarvaris jackson, this is me writing on May 27, 2010 | 2 Comments »
In baseball, there are three kinds of basic pitchers: starters, middle relief, and closers. At least, that’s what I think. I’m a football guy talking about baseball, so forgive me if you think I’m wrong. Each kind of pitcher has certain duties they are expected to do. I got to thinking, why not apply that [...]
Bill Cashes A Pretty Big Beli-Check
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged bad puns, bill belichick, highest paid football coach, mike shanahan, new england patriots, pete carroll on May 24, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Sorry for that terrible play on words. Anyway, the Boston Globe finally figured out how much Patriots head coach Bill Belichick makes through a secondary source, and it turns out that he’s the highest-paid football coach in the NFL.
I Have Fun With MS Paint And Classic NFL Images
Posted in Off-Topic, Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged i love ms paint, new olympic mascots, the tyree picture really hurt while i was making it on May 22, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
What you see above are the Olympic mascots for the London Games in 2012. You may have seen this Photoshop gallery placing these odd characters in various famous (or infamous) photos over at Deadspin, and if not, you definitely should check it out. Some of the pictures are incredibly well done and hilarious, and all [...]
Picking At Bits And Pieces of Mark Kiszla
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged a mark chmura joke!, brady quinn, denver broncos, i hope he's not offended-he's the one that's getting paid on May 20, 2010 | 4 Comments »
I realize I’ve been picking on columns from the Denver Post a lot recently, but it’s just because they supply an abundant source of batshit commentary that I haven’t seen anywhere else. Maybe I’m not looking hard enough, though. I sent out a cry for any and all terrible columns on Twitter (with a Waka [...]
I Actually Have Some Mail!
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged mail!, people actually emailed me back!, this is the greatest day ever! on May 12, 2010 | 1 Comment »
I always yell at people to email me whenever they have tips, comments, or complaints. Well, I checked my SSF email and found TWO EMAILS THAT WEREN’T SPAM! Because I’m so excited I’d like to share them with you! And no, they’re not from my mom!
Why Now? UPDATE! Justice Is Served!
Posted in Regular Post, Rovitz, tagged Brian Cushing, defensive rookie of the year, PED's, Peter King, steroids, Voting, Why now? on May 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
As most of you know, Brian Cushing of the Houston Texans recently tested positive for PED’s. Not too surprising, but still disappointing I guess. And now, as a result of his positive test will be stripped of his Defensive Rookie of the Year Award, and it will be revote on, with Cushing’s name still a [...]
What NFL Team Has The Most Arrests Since 2000? The Answer Won’t Surprise You, But The Other Teams Might
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged arrests, crimes, leonard little mention, nfl on May 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Someone at Sign On San Diego made a very helpful database of every NFL player’s serious arrest since 2000, and it’s a very interesting read if you want fodder to make fun of other teams or just see who got arrested that you forgot about. They have a search bar so you can view by [...]
Kyle Orton Will Be Cleaning Up Elephant Poop In This Broncos-Tim Tebow Circus
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged denver broncos, denver post, double parentheses!, jamarcus russell fat jokes!, kyle orton, mark kiszla, tim tebow on May 10, 2010 | 1 Comment »
So, some crap in the NFL has gone down since the last time I wrote. I could either recycle some opinions/jokes about these topics (especially that JaMarcus Russell thing, since that fat guy’s basically SSF’s bread-and-butter (mmm, bread and butter)), or just find something else to write about. Hey, no one’s really writing a bunch [...]
