Due to this whole Albert Haynesworth situation where he’s sitting out not for a new contract, but BECAUSE HE DOESN’T LIKE THE DEFENSIVE SCHEME, here’s a list of stuff that would be better to have than Haynesworth.
- Darnell Dockett
- Chris Johnson
- Darrelle Revis
- Nick Mangold
- A swervin’ Johnny Jolly
- Adam Dunn
- Five feral cats
- A turkey sandwich
- A broken copy of the movie Mr. 3000
- Me. I will gladly play in a 3-4 defense for 1% of the money. And I promise not to step on anyone’s face.
