This horribly titled article (“This One Time… At Bills Camp…” Really?) listed off some players and the objects they brought with them to training camp. It’s a basically meaningless story, but allow the Democrat and Chronicle to entertain you:
For Fullback Cory McIntyre it’s a bible, and his Play Station.
Alright. A religious man who likes playing video games. Also, there are three style errors in that sentence (I believe). See if you can name them!
For receiver James Hardy, it’s a model of a sail boat with a Christian theme.
Another style error, and I don’t know how a model sailboat can have a Christian theme. Is Jesus the captain?
Alright, here’s the greatest sentence ever.
For kicker Rian Lindell, it’s an electric guitar autographed by the members of Smashmouth.
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I refreshed the page to make sure I didn’t read that incorrectly. And now that I’m positive that Rian Lindell owns a guitar signed by the members of Smash Mouth, I can make jokes about him.
“All Star” is one song that will never be about Rian Lindell.
Jeff Reed has a guitar signed by Drowning Pool, which explains SO MUCH.
Do your worst.
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Thansk quite a bit for the helpful info