Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged darrelle revis, dick's sporting goods, fluff post!, new york jets, revis island on August 14, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
If any guy plants flamingos in the floor while I’m shopping for sports equipment, pours sand around me and then gives me a deranged look like that (while stroking the feathers of one of the flamingos, no less), I’m getting the fuck out of that store.
Seriously.
YOU GOTTA NAME YO ISLAND
Also, the MS Paint moutheyes version
Posted in Regular Post, Rovitz, tagged Calvin Johnson, detroit lions, Jahvid Best, John Elway, Matt Stafford, Ndamukong Suh, Randy Phillips, Steve Atwater, training camp on August 10, 2010 | 3 Comments »
I had gone to an NFL training camp one time in my life before. Way back, when I was about eight years old and on vacation in Colorado, I got to see Broncos training camp. I was too young to know anything about what was going on at the time, but I do remember John Elway was there, and that my mom got her picture taken with Steve Atwater. Being older, and a much wiser NFL fan, I was trying to take in the experience of being at training camp, along with trying to make observations about the team and players who stood out.
Posted in Off-Topic, Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged cedric benson, hindsight is ALWAYS 20/20, nfl draft 2005, sorry for some of the shaky pictures, sports illustrated on August 6, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Cleaning part of my room, I was reminded that I used to have a Sports Illustrated subscription when I found an issue from 2005, an “NFL DRAFT SPECIAL” that had to have come out only a week after the draft. I’ll take you through my journey, and we’ll learn that predictions on sports are so crazy sometimes.
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Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged arizona cardinals, dancing with the stars, kurt warner, St. Louis Rams on August 3, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
“Dancing with the Stars” is one of the few reality shows I have no problem with. It can be pretty entertaining, plus all of the women have “stylish” dancing outfits that are actually just pretty skank-tastic.
Newly retired quarterback Kurt Warner has been announced as one of the contestants for the upcoming season. Do the cabbage patch, Washington Post:
Meanwhile, “Idol’s” biggest rival, ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” is enjoying the view from its position of stability and strength. The show, which beat “Idol” in the weekly ratings several times this past season, has just cast retired NFL quarterback Kurt Warner to be among next season’s competitors, a source with knowledge of the casting tells the TV Column. It’s the dance competition’s very first NFL quarterback.
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged dallas cowboys, dez bryant, roy williams, training camp on August 1, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
(Scene: Cowboys training camp. The team is running scrimmages with Dez Bryant and Roy Williams in the wide receiver slots, waiting for Tony Romo to snap the ball.)
(The ball is snapped, and Romo throws it intended for Dez. As he goes for the ball, defensive back Orlando Scandrick collides with Dez and they tumble into a heap.)
Dez: Aghh! My ankle! Dammit!
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