This is my post to all those who helped me along the way. I’d like to dedicate this to… me. Without that guy, none of this could be possible.
I’M SO COOL AND WON SEVEN CENTS ON CENTSPORTS.COM WITH THAT BET SO SUCK IT. I AM NOW A BETTER FOOTBALL PICK-MAKER THAN BILL SIMMONS. EAT A DICK, BILL SIMMONS. ALSO, SHARE THAT DICK WITH ALMOST EVERYONE AT ESPN FOR PICKING THE SAINTS BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID.
In conclusion, I’m great, blah blah blah.