Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged jamarcus hussle, jamarcus muscle, jamarcus ruffles potato chips, jamarcus tussle, oakland raiders on March 17, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Reports have been coming around that useless Oakland Raiders “quarterback” JaMarcus Russell has come into offseason workouts looking, well, less fat than he usually does. As opposed to last year, when he came in weighing about 260 pounds, someone in the Raiders organization says that he’s slimmed down, but wouldn’t give an actual weight.
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Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged apparently the ufl does rejuvenate careers, j.p. losman, jamarcus muscle, jamarcus russell, jamarcus tussle, oakland raiders on December 15, 2009 | 2 Comments »
A fitting picture of J.P. Losman in a UFL uniform.
The Oakland Raiders are smart for not letting JaMarcus Russell or Charlie Frye start, considering one hasn’t played in who knows how long and the other is a fat draft bust (you can figure out which is which).
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Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged fat jokes, it's fun to make up nicknames for jamarcus that he'll never have, jamarcus muscle, jamarcus russell, jamarcus tussle, oakland raiders on October 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
JaMarcus Russell was benched in the second quarter during the game against the New York Jets yesterday, but doesn’t think that the two interceptions and fumble he lost were his fault. At all.
Alright, the link is a great article by Paul Gutierrez filled with quotes guaranteed to make you smack your head, but I decided to take this apart, I guess you could say, like FJM. Shameless.
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