Let’s just get to the point of this: Alex Mack, center for the Browns, said that Shaun Smith of the Chiefs (a former Brown) grabbed his balls during a play. Gross.
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Posts Tagged ‘kansas city chiefs’
Shaun Smith Grabs Life (And Offensive Linemen) By The Balls
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged alex mack, cleveland browns, kansas city chiefs, shaun smith on September 21, 2010 | 1 Comment »
The Potential Of Dwayne Bowe
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged dwayne bowe, i feel just like john clayton!, kansas city chiefs on December 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The Kansas City Chiefs, with their 3-12 record so far this season, are already looking to bring and move players and personnel in order to try and get out of their rebuilding funk. Todd Haley and other assorted people are evaluating players to see if their contribution would help the team next year. “Franchise” wide receiver Dwayne Bowe might be on the cutting block due to his erratic season which involved missing four games for performance-enhancing drugs, and could be a good free agent for some teams in desperate need of someone who can catch.
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Chiefs To Retire Number Of Derrick Thomas, Dave Krieg Still In Fetal Position
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged dave krieg, derrick thomas, kansas city chiefs on December 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Derrick Thomas, quite possibly the most dominant linebacker of the 1990s, who could have been even better in the next decade if he had not been in an incredibly unfortunate fatal car accident, will have his #58 jersey retired by the Kansas City Chiefs this week in their game against the Denver Broncos.
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Matt Cassel’s Anti-Concussion Cure
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged football concussions, kansas city chiefs, matt cassel on November 6, 2009 | 6 Comments »
The only picture I could find of Matt Cassel in action in a Chiefs uniform. Fitting.
Tired of those pesky concussions sidelining your players during the football season? Kansas City quarterback Matt Cassel says that he has a secret weapon to prevent concussions while he plays. Peanut butter on the roof of your mouth? A jackalope foot?
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Chiefs Fans Really Don’t Like Larry Johnson
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged kansas city chiefs, larry johnson on November 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Larry Johnson has been a pain in the ass to the Kansas City Chiefs organization and its fans in recent years with his arrests, poor work ethic, and overall dickishness. The organization might suspend him for a game or two for recently freaking out on Twitter at coach Todd Haley, but the fans want him to not be able to play for the Chiefs altogether so that he can’t break the rushing record of Priest Holmes. Here’s an excerpt of the petition, which can be seen (and signed) here:
Matthew Berry Needs A New Pair Of Pants
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged chad henne, kansas city chiefs, miami dolphins, tyler thigpen on September 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The Kansas City Chiefs have traded Tyler Thigpen to the Miami Dolphins for a draft pick.
No one really gave Chad Henne a chance besides the time he played last week, but the Dolphins aren’t looking to cash in the rest of the season. These are the defending AFC East champions, and they’re still a competent team without Checkdown Chad Pennington. Tyler Thigpen has more experience than Henne and can manage the game better, but Miami might need him to do more.
Not to say that he isn’t capable of doing more, though. Last year, when he took over for the Chiefs, Thigpen was pretty decent when he got into the swing of things. I’d say that if Kansas City had a better defense last year, they could’ve gone 6-10 or 7-9. Now we can get back to yelling about Pat White-Wildcat-Landshark Stadium or whatever.
The Face Of The Kansas City Chiefs: Matt Cassel?
Posted in Regular Post, SamerOchoCinco, tagged is matt cassel really worth that much?, kansas city chiefs, matt cassel signing on July 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
You're doing it wrong.
We all knew Matt Cassel would reach a deal with the Chiefs. This is a bit much, though.
Cassel was signed today for a 6-year, $63 million deal. The questionable amount of $28 million is guaranteed.
Good for Cassel, but isn’t this a huge investment by the Chiefs for someone who still isn’t fully proven? Cassel went 11-5 last year after Tom Brady was hurt, but it should be noted that a lot of the non-division games came from the AFC and NFC West, two divisions which were incredibly weak last year.
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