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To conclude the two-part series of best names in the NFL, here’s the AFC edition.

Here are the criteria for deciding the best names:
-Creativity
-Number of words
-Pronounciation
-If it makes you sound like a badass or not
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It’s that time of the off-season again! To get over the woes of no football, I embark on a two-post journey to find the player with the best name on each of the 32 teams in the NFL. Today we start with the AFC, and sooner or later the NFC post will come up.

To refresh your memory, these are the criteria used in deciding what the best name on a team is:
-Creativity
-Number of words
-Pronounciation
-If it makes you sound like a badass or not

Not all names are starters on their team, but they are part of the 53-ish person roster. To see the winning names from last year, here’s the AFC and the NFC edition.
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Flipping through NFL rosters, there is a vast number of names which use three vowels in a row, or maybe none at all. There are first names that sound like the parents took a bunch of magnets from a refrigerator and let them fall in some kind of odd order. From each team, I have selected the best name that you will see in a uniform this year.

Here are some factors I keep in mind while choosing:
-Creativity
-Number of words
-Pronounciation
-If it makes you sound like a badass or not

Some players in this list might start at their position, while others might ride the bench. These are the best names from each AFC team. The NFC edition will be coming soon after.
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